What would I do without Colbert..

I am not sure what I would do without Colbert,Stewart,Olbermann,Maher, and the like.
This is why....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/01/stephen-colbert-rips-apar_n_181673.html
I know this quote is in a religious context, so just replace the trinity with conservativism
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.
-- Thomas Jefferson